It’s really important to get the chicken coop live cam installed ASAP so I can figure out which chicken pooped out this shockingly huge egg. And then I’ll have to decide whether to high-five her or buy her a hemorrhoid pillow.

Below are the various ways I photographed a giant egg to convey its giantness. I have not cracked this egg open yet because I am afraid. It’s in its own container in the fridge because I cannot close the carton with it inside.

The eggs range in size, and sometimes the biggest ones have two yolks inside. I can usually guess from the size and shape (they tend to be longer/taller). I think this egg might have four or five yolks inside, which is disgusting, but I’m not sure exactly why.

I mean.