September 2011
6 posts
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MONSTER EGG IS THIS?
It’s really important to get the chicken coop live cam installed ASAP so I can figure out which chicken pooped out this shockingly huge egg. And then I’ll have to decide whether to high-five her or buy her a hemorrhoid pillow.
Below are the various ways I photographed a giant egg to convey its giantness. I have not cracked this egg open yet because I am afraid. It’s in its...
NEW GRIST PIECE IS ALL ABOUT BUYING CHICKENS!
Check it out please thank you!
A PEEBOTTLE PANORAMA FOR YOU!
Anonymous asked:
What’s the layout of your farm? Would you mind drawing up a little “blueprint” sort of deal showing where plots are, where chickens are, and so on, plus the reasons why you put things where you put them? Would be interesting to read. Thanks!
Dear Anonymous,
I made a “blueprint” and a panorama of the farm because I’m a computer...
DONATE TO FARMERS HURT BY IRENE, OR AT LEAST SHOP...
alittlehoney:
Terrible news for our farms, farm markets, foodies, and friends! Irene has devastated farms in upstate NY. And NOW the FDA has issued a blanket ruling that prohibits any produce that was under flood waters from being sold for human consumption. www.justfood.org for more information.
HEY SQUASH: YOU'RE KIND OF AN ASSHOLE
Squash is one of those gardener ass-pains that everyone knows about, like mint. Except of course I didn’t know. So when Steve, possibly my favorite person ever, gave me a Christmas bouquet fortified with home-grown organic marijuana and two kinds of squash seeds, I was psyched.
In the spring, I asked him what kinds of squash they were and he said: “The littler seeds make smaller...
NEW GRIST COLUMN TODAY
Go read my new piece at grist.org about building the chicken coop with Tei and having him hate me!
